5 things I don’t care about

  1. Chelsea Clinton’s wedding
  2. Whatever poor schmuck she married (I’m betting it’ll last three years tops)
  3. The price of Chelsea’s dress
  4. However much Bill and Hillary spent on the ceremony
  5. The media’s coverage of it, and I’m quite disappointed that The New York Times and so many other outlets are making such a big deal of it. People are dying every second around the globe! For god’s sakes, some bourgeois wedding isn’t news.